2025.7.9 some cliche about subway crush.(Names TBD.)

/Sunshine dumbass human bottom x “my skin is cold but my thoughts are loud”vampire top/

Mainly: First person POV(top).inner monologue.

Additional tags: strangers to lovers/ fluffy one-short( pure sugar!)

Warnings: IQ offline(later)......


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V's inner monologue):*"Liar,"* he sing-songs, poking my chest. *"You *literally* just threatened to curse my ex-roommate instead of, like, *eating* me. That's *baby* villain behavior."*

*I hate him.*

*I hate him so much.*

*"Fine,"* I snap. *"Tell *one* friend. *One.* And if I get so much as a *single* torch-wielding mob—"*

*"Yeah, yeah, you'll 'end me,' blah blah."* He waves a hand, already pulling out his phone. *"Can I at least get a cool photo? Like, with your fangs out? Maybe some *sparkles*—"*

*"Get *out* of my sight."*

He's already typing, grinning like he's won the lottery. *"You're *literally* the best vampire *ever.*"*

*And you,* I think, *are going to be the death of me.*

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**H:** (texting furiously) *"OMG GUYS U WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS"*

**V:** (rubbing my temples) *"I *already* regret this."*

**H:** (patting my arm) *"No you don't~"*

*(...Damn it.)*