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自从妖界被天界攻下收编后,为正妖界风气,黄赌毒被严打。 妖界最有名的一家花楼也不敢顶风作案,改了路线,只和客人谈谈纯情的小恋爱,赚点糊口的小钱。 阿苗是花楼的保安头子,盯上308号房牡丹小姐的那位客人很久了。果然,最后那道士结账的时候一文钱也掏不出来。道士被遣返人界打工赚钱,阿苗奉命看守他,就等收到欠款那天回花楼升职加薪。 最后快要返回花楼之际意外中了千年狐狸精的迷药,一夜迷了情。谁料第二天,道士摇身一变,成了天界下派妖界的法纪督察员。 道士:“仙妖交易不可取。” 阿苗:“钓鱼执法就能行?” “说吧,公了还是私了? “还能私了?” “公了罚款八百万,坐天牢五百年。私了你就花点嫁妆钱和我成个亲,正当的夫妻生活不涉及违法犯罪。你选哪个?” 阿苗:“……我选择死亡。” |
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万春楼 | 4463 | 2022-12-29 21:19:24 | |
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天界督察使 | 3271 | 2022-12-29 21:40:32 | |
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僵尸 | 3759 | 2022-12-29 22:01:09 | |
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共生咒 | 3415 | 2022-12-29 22:15:35 | |
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楚望瞳术 | 2765 | 2022-12-29 22:26:35 | |
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坠崖 | 3183 | 2023-01-14 22:16:53 | |
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山神庙 | 3290 | 2022-12-29 22:43:11 | |
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鬼胎化生 | 3715 | 2022-12-29 22:50:38 | |
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河汉村 | 2609 | 2022-12-29 22:54:30 | |
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何柱子 | 3027 | 2022-12-29 22:58:12 | |
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王横 | 2850 | 2022-12-29 23:01:29 | |
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寻尸蝶 | 3298 | 2022-12-29 23:06:38 | |
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阴沉木 | 2893 | 2022-12-29 23:11:32 | |
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燹兽 | 3292 | 2022-12-29 23:16:54 | |
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九衢祝 | 3054 | 2022-12-29 23:21:40 | |
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重回金陵 | 3193 | 2022-12-31 16:23:07 | |
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携芳宫 | 2130 | 2022-12-31 16:31:16 | |
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邬妃 | 3076 | 2022-12-31 16:43:43 | |
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断臂 | 3109 | 2022-12-31 16:55:56 | |
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火麒麟 | 2836 | 2022-12-31 17:06:33 | |
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断剑重生 | 1616 | 2022-12-31 17:17:43 | |
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隐婆 | 3068 | 2022-12-31 17:23:35 | |
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经野雪山 | 3113 | 2022-12-31 17:27:39 | |
24 | 雪暴 | 3403 | 2022-12-31 17:34:08 | ||
25 | 界 | 2542 | 2022-12-31 17:40:42 | ||
26 | 观池界 | 3225 | 2022-12-31 21:19:31 | ||
27 | 道士 | 3083 | 2022-12-31 21:52:47 | ||
28 | 虎妖 | 3649 | 2022-12-31 22:08:23 | ||
29 | 伥鬼 | 2654 | 2022-12-31 22:17:57 | ||
30 | 祸斗 | 2265 | 2022-12-31 22:32:19 | ||
31 | 傀儡木 | 2571 | 2022-12-31 22:47:25 | ||
32 | 偃师 | 3117 | 2022-12-31 22:57:28 | ||
33 | 景燕生 | 2137 | 2022-12-31 23:04:32 | ||
34 | 命线 | 2440 | 2022-12-31 23:17:38 | ||
35 | 剑谱 | 3752 | 2022-12-31 23:29:22 | ||
36 | 蛇妖 | 2737 | 2022-12-31 23:40:14 | ||
37 | 少夫人 | 2460 | 2023-01-01 16:47:00 | ||
38 | 借寿 | 2377 | 2023-01-01 17:04:02 | ||
39 | 续命 | 3298 | 2023-01-01 17:19:29 | ||
40 | 芜山令 | 2917 | 2023-01-01 17:28:52 | ||
41 | 分别 | 2271 | 2023-01-01 17:36:47 | ||
42 | 铃医 | 3224 | 2023-01-01 17:49:37 | ||
43 | 苦江 | 2354 | 2023-01-01 18:20:35 | ||
44 | 琵琶女 | 3040 | 2023-01-01 20:45:00 | ||
45 | 跌打酒 | 2577 | 2023-01-01 20:55:22 | ||
46 | 东海 | 3084 | 2023-01-01 21:12:23 | ||
47 | 水葫芦 | 3150 | 2023-01-01 21:26:16 | ||
48 | 胡冲子 | 2453 | 2023-01-01 21:34:27 | ||
49 | 谷中龙 | 2723 | 2023-01-01 22:14:42 | ||
50 | 玲珑塔 | 3078 | 2023-01-01 22:33:47 | ||
51 | 恶鬼 | 2680 | 2023-01-01 22:42:05 | ||
52 | 竹庐 | 3081 | 2023-01-01 22:53:19 | ||
53 | 身世 | 2330 | 2023-01-01 23:01:21 | ||
54 | 断尾 | 2841 | 2023-01-01 23:09:35 | ||
55 | 鬼寺 | 2536 | 2023-01-02 22:35:14 | ||
56 | 梵阵 | 2487 | 2023-01-02 22:50:18 | ||
57 | 苏醒 | 2375 | 2023-01-02 23:04:21 | ||
58 | 真心水 | 2937 | 2023-01-02 23:24:01 | ||
59 | 迷情药 | 2551 | 2022-10-27 23:01:15 | ||
60 | 取瞳 | 3207 | 2023-01-04 22:12:41 | ||
61 | 奎屠 | 2567 | 2023-01-04 22:22:07 | ||
62 | 妖主 | 2896 | 2023-01-04 22:38:15 | ||
63 | 秘辛 | 2821 | 2023-01-04 22:49:33 | ||
64 | 重遇 | 2798 | 2023-01-04 22:58:40 | ||
65 | 牡丹破 | 2798 | 2023-01-04 23:05:37 | ||
66 | 聘礼 | 2557 | 2023-01-04 23:19:49 | ||
67 | 兄长 | 2401 | 2023-01-05 21:39:15 | ||
68 | 萜玄 | 2689 | 2023-01-05 21:50:08 | ||
69 | 灭命刀 | 2492 | 2023-01-05 22:00:57 | ||
70 | 喜服 | 2433 | 2023-01-05 22:12:52 | ||
71 | 神魔井 | 2190 | 2023-01-08 20:45:35 | ||
72 | 妖骨 | 3211 | 2023-01-08 21:32:06 | ||
73 | 海蛟 | 2507 | 2023-01-08 21:51:04 | ||
74 | 厌雀 | 4840 | 2023-01-08 22:15:45 | ||
75 | 记忆 | 2463 | 2023-01-08 22:23:33 | ||
76 | 卫师尊 | 2705 | 2023-01-08 22:31:46 | ||
77 | 私宅 | 3322 | 2023-01-08 22:47:25 | ||
78 | 信 | 2361 | 2023-01-08 22:56:11 | ||
79 | 烛金 | 2744 | 2023-01-08 23:10:59 | ||
80 | 战胜 | 2746 | 2023-01-08 23:17:52 | ||
81 | 谈和 | 3284 | 2023-01-08 23:26:49 | ||
82 | 下山 | 2328 | 2023-01-09 21:09:29 | ||
83 | 妖主夫婿 | 3355 | 2023-01-09 21:36:13 | ||
84 | 引魂 | 3598 | 2023-01-09 21:58:46 | ||
85 | 伪装 | 2587 | 2023-01-09 22:11:29 | ||
86 | 前锋 | 2535 | 2023-01-09 22:20:11 | ||
87 | 退兵 | 3051 | 2023-01-09 22:31:55 | ||
88 | 营救 | 3303 | 2023-01-09 22:43:53 | ||
89 | 妖脉之阵 | 2620 | 2023-01-09 22:56:05 | ||
90 | 玉胎 | 3181 | 2023-01-09 23:09:40 | ||
91 | 小叶 | 2402 | 2023-01-11 21:54:05 | ||
92 | 詹金镜 | 3387 | 2023-01-11 23:24:58 | ||
93 | 双脉之力 | 3503 | 2023-01-14 20:09:35 | ||
94 | 生辰 | 2769 | 2023-01-14 20:18:50 | ||
95 | 死而复生 | 2843 | 2023-01-14 20:30:49 | ||
96 | 打神鞭 | 2767 | 2023-01-14 20:56:18 | ||
97 | 众神之屠 | 3039 | 2023-01-14 21:10:31 | ||
98 | 神现 | 2233 | 2023-01-14 21:20:34 | ||
99 | 天堑 | 2641 | 2023-01-14 21:29:23 | ||
100 | 奉天 | 3576 | 2023-01-14 22:13:24 | ||
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