救救那只中二病！

　　当孙恒那一嗓子之后，所有人陷入了沉默。
　　“你是当你是谁？”莱恩斯先发制人：“知不知道那位可是Ｍａｒ．！别以为你年纪大就可以无所非为！现在是看实力的年代！”
　　“废话！”孙恒不满：“你当我是什么？告诉你，我可是Ｄｅｃ．！不管按辈分还是按等级你们都得叫我一声大哥！”
　　然后，众人脸黑的更凶……
　　半响过后，还是安罗艺的一声尖叫打破了沉默：“什么？那个白痴是莫林秋大哥？！”
　　“我去组长啊！”紧随着的，是莱恩斯的哀嚎。
　　“难以置信！”奈熙雅插嘴道，随后，又换了一副可怜兮兮的表情哭诉道：“可惜我这苦命的小身板，身为第三组的组长却到现在都没见到自己组员长什么模样……”
　　呃，姐……其实天天都有见面的啦……
　　“先不说这个！”安罗艺跳起来大叫一声：“你有什么本事来证明自己是莫林秋！别到时候戴个假面具来祸害人！”
　　“啊嘁——”我默默地打了个喷嚏，观战。
　　“额呵呵我不是说你，向你这种人就算戴面具回头率也不会上升的！”
　　安罗艺转头，报以一笑。
　　这个时候，我是该笑呢，还是该哭呢？
　　“你戴不戴面具都很丑啊……”一片乌云突然遮住半边蓝天，抬头看看，是个人。
　　“戴季弗！”安罗艺出其不意地一声咆哮：“你来干什么？！”
　　“他是？”莱恩斯疑惑出声。
　　“啊！小琦认识他！他是小弗哥哥！”罗琦惊喜出声。
　　“嗯，戴季弗，初三应届毕业生，准高一新生，学校学籍号为㏄２５１８４５２６９，守护卫队成员之一，代号Ｍａｙ．，掌管端午节，土系。”
　　我回应道。
　　“这么说，他也是守护卫队成员？”一直未开口的奚哲尖叫出声：“我还以为守护者都是像本大爷一样帅气的呢！ＢＯＳＳ是怎么回事？怎么找个挖煤的？”
　　“额……是有点黑……不过这个子高过头了吧？”奈熙雅说道。
　　“看起来真是显老，看起来像四五十岁的！”莱恩斯得出结论：“不会是非洲来的吧？”
　　“不是，晒的。”我平静地说了一句。
　　“是啊！而且他比我还小一岁！”安罗艺点头。
　　莱恩斯略显惊讶地睁了睁眼，问道：“那你多大了？”
　　“莱恩斯欧巴！小女子已经十六岁啦～”安罗艺掐起兰花指报以一笑：“今年儿童节满十七岁！”
　　“那这么说他才只有十五岁？！”莱恩斯瞬间是一声尖叫！
　　“有女人看上他是有鬼了！”奚哲仰起头，说道：“这么看来本大爷真是帅的无人能比！”
　　殊不知，一句简简单单的话语，直戳戴季弗脆弱的小心窝！
　　我们就眼睁睁地看着他走到马路中间手持一把水果刀痛哭道：“像我这种不被待见的人，活着还有什么意思啊！让我去狗带吧！呜呜呜！”
　　“……”
　　我的上帝！
　　你别激动啊！
　　……
　　···········我是分割线··············。
　　When Sun Heng that voice, everyone fell silent.
　　"When you are who you are, but because of who I am?" Ryan pre-emptive: "know that but, Mar! Don't think you can not have to! Older now is to look at the power s!"
　　"Nonsense!" Sun Heng dissatisfaction: "when you what am I? Tell you, I am Dec.! Whether according to some extent or according to the level you have to call me eldest brother!"
　　Then, black people face more fierce...
　　After half a ring, is also Luo Yi a scream broke the silence: "what? Maureen autumn eldest brother is that idiot?!"
　　"I went to the group leader!" Is followed, the whine of the lane.
　　"Unbelievable!" Nai xian ya chimed in, and then, again in a tearful pathetic expression: "it's a pity that I this poor little plate, as the leader of the third group to now I hadn't seen his team members long what look like..."
　　Well, elder sister... Actually every day has met......
　　"Regardless of this!" Ann Luo Yi jumped up and shouted: "what you've got to prove himself is Maureen autumn! Don't wear a mask to curse people then!"
　　"A hoe-scr-r-ritch -" I sneezed, silently watching.
　　"Well ha ha, I'm not saying you to such a person even if you wear the mask turns head won't rise!"
　　Ann Luo Yi turn, with a smile.
　　This time, I am the smile or the cry?
　　"You don't wear masks are very ugly ah..." A piece of dark clouds in the blue sky, suddenly looked up to see, is a man.
　　"Dai Ji Ephesians!" Ann Luo Yi surprise a loud roar: "what are you doing to?!"
　　"Is he?" Ryan, wondering aloud.
　　"Little march to know him! He is a small, brother!" Roach surprise phonate.
　　"Well, Dai Ji, ising a fresh graduates, freshman, school student number for ㏄ 251845269, protect guard member of code May., in charge of the Dragon Boat Festival, soil series."
　　I responded.
　　"So to speak, he is also a guardian guard member?" Has not been open XiZhe scream aloud: "I thought the guardian is handsome like this big ye of! The BOSS is how to return a responsibility? How to find a coal?"
　　"Well... it's a little dark... but the child too much high?" Nai xian ya said.
　　"Looks very old, look like their 40 s and 50 s!" Lane, draw the conclusion: "wouldn't be Africa?"
　　"No, sun." I said quietly.
　　"Yes! And he is one year younger than me!" Ann Luo Yi nod.
　　Ryan, slightly surprised to open open, asked: "how old are you?"
　　"Ryan, Obama! Little women has ~ 16" Ann Luo Yi picking the orchid with a smile: "this year turned seventeen children's day!"
　　"That said that he was only fifteen?!" Ryan, instantaneous is a scream!
　　"A woman sees in him is a ghost!" XiZhe looked up and said, "so the big ye is really handsome and no one can than!"
　　Little imagine, a word of simple, straight chuo Dai Ji, fragile heart!
　　We watched him walk to the middle of the road with a fruit knife to cry a way: "this kind of problems not to be a man as I, alive and what mean! Let me go to a dog! Wu!!"
　　"..."
　　Oh my god!
　　You don't get excited!
　　......

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