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Endymion act two (lights, camera, action!)
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\"HA! Royal Flush! Now, all of you, hand over your □ and feel free to roll around wailing!\" Endymion laughed so hard the volume of sound seems greatly unproportionate to his small body. He proudly pressed onto the cards that lie flat on the table with his little paw pads; everyone on the table fell silent.
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\"Anteus, how could you lose as well?!\" Angry and frustrated, Ron began vigorously shaking me by my collar, \"You\'re the owner, how could you lose to your pet?!\"
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\"Endy is not my pet, he\'s a family member...\" Wiggling my arms, I made feeble attempts to save my collar from the hands of the desperate boy, \"Besides, He\'s smarter than all of us, and has excellent luck as well. Losing is totally reasonable...\"
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\"To hell with bloody reasonable!\" George Weasley shrieked, ceasing my struggle by jumping onto my back, \"Why would a cat need so much □? Anteus, persuade your invincible \"Family Member\" to return his □, for the sake of our friendship!\"
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\"Don\'t even think about it - Whatever I win belongs to me! What, so a cat cannot have expenses? I need to buy Tuna Jerkies, buy fresh milk, buy silk-covered eiderdown pillows, buy books, and tip Anteus too! That\'s a great load of expenditure!\"
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\"...Anteus, aren\'t you ashamed of needing your cat to tip you?!\"
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\"...I never asked for tipping!\"
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