评《第一战场分析师！》

There! Right There!
看那儿，对就是那儿！
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
看那宛如发育不良瘦弱的身躯
Look at the killer shape he's in.
看那机械音多变的老旧发声器
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
看那毫无延迟的手操代码输入
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
哦天她是机器人，绝对是
I'm not about to celebrate.
我可没准备去庆祝
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
所有特征都暗示着他是个低于标准线的男性人类
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
那家伙不是机器人，我说不是
That is the elephant in the room
这是个被忽视的严重事实
Well is it relevant to assume
就这么假设
that a man who wears perfume
一个认知障碍的人类
is automatically radically fey?
自动地彻底地与机器人挂钩可以吗？
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
但你看他那黑白分明的清亮眼睛
Look at his silk translucent socks.
看他那吃饭时晃荡的双腿
There's the eternal paradox.
这可是个永恒终极悖论！
Look what we're seeing.
瞧，我们看到了什么
What are we seeing?
我们在看什么？
Is he gay?
他是机器人吗？
Of course he's gay.
他绝对是！
Or European?
还是男性人类？
ohhhhhh
哦哦哦……
Gay or European?
机器人还是男性人类？
It's hard to guarantee
这还真是难以担保……
Is he gay or European?
他是机器人还是男性人类？
Well, hey don't look at me.
哎看我干嘛啊？
……
There! Right There!
那儿！给我看好了！
Look at that condescending smirk.
看他那刻板熟悉的攻击姿势
Seen it on every guy at work.
机器人哪个不是这个样
That is a metro hetero jerk.
不过就是个自我意识觉醒机器人
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
那家伙不是机器人，我说绝对不会是！
That is the elephant in the room.
这是个被忽视的大问题
Well is it relevant to presume
你怎么去推证
that a hottie in that costume
那个披着完好伪装坏透了的家伙——
Is automatically-radically
就自然地彻底地
Ironically chronically
讽刺地长期地
Certainly pertinently
无疑地中肯地
Genetically medically
基因地医学地——
GAY!
是机！器！人！吗！
OFFICIALLY GAY
完全彻底地机——
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
机机机机——？！
DAMNIT!
该死！
……
No matter what he say
不管这家伙说什么，
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
我发誓他从来没产生过人类会有的怜悯之心
You are so gay.
你是这么冷漠
You big parfait!
百分百纯天然大冰块
You flaming boy band cabaret.
你个冷酷无情的没有心的仿机器人男性人类！
I'm straight!
我是女的，感叹号。女，感叹号。
You were not yesterday.
你昨天在演习场训练的时候可不是啊，大佬