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abandon
v.
放弃，中止；抛弃。
例：Abandoned dogs often turn into handsome and horny men after being taken in by kind boys.
　　被善良小受捡回家的弃犬通常会变身为饥渴帅小攻。
abate
v.
减弱；趋缓。
例：The panic purchase of H doujinshi shows no sign of abating.
　　对8CJ同人志的疯狂抢购丝毫没有减缓的趋势。
abbreviate
v.
缩写；缩短，删节。
例：Because of explicit H scenes, her BL novel had to be abreviated before it hit the market.
　　她的小说太不CJ，导致部分内容在出书前被河蟹鸟。
abduct
v.
绑架。
例：Koji's brothers abducted Izumi in order to break up the love birds.
　　晃司的哥哥们棒打鸳鸯，绑架了泉。
aberration
n.
反常的事或举动。
例：In a moment of aberration, he almost agreed to let the younger man move in with him.
　　他一时糊涂，差点答应让那小子搬进来一起住。
abhor
v.
憎恶，憎恨。
例：Thou shall abhor the ignorant and self-centered lolis.
　　汝当憎恶无知自大的LOLI。
abide
v.
容忍，遵守；居留，逗留。
例：Thou shall not abide the authors' laziness.
　　汝不可忍耐作者的懒惰。
abnormal
adj.
不正常的。
例：There's nothing abnormal about girls who enjoy watching two men getting it on.
　　女孩子爱看俩爷们搅基也没啥不正常。
abolish
v.
（依法）废除?
例：The restrictions on BL novels and mangas had been abolished a long time ago.
　　禁BL小说漫画的规定早就被废除了。
abort
v.
中止；流产，堕胎。
例：He is very weak from last week's abortion.
　　他上周刚小产，身子虚得很。
abrasion
n.
磨损；擦伤。
例：It seems that they played it rough last night, there are some abrasions on his wrist.
　　两人昨晚打得火热，他的手腕都被磨伤了。
abrupt
adj.
突然的；粗鲁的，无礼的。
例：He penetrated him abruptly.
　　他毫无预警地贯穿了他。
absence
n.
缺席；不存在，缺乏。
例：It was the absence of normal body contact which made me aware of what's going on.
　　他们竭力躲避身体接触，反而让我嗅到了JQ的味道。
absolute
adj.
完全的，纯粹的；绝对的；□□的。
例：His knees grew weak from the absolute pleasure brought by the other man.
　　那男人带来的欢愉让他膝盖发软。
absolve
v.
免责，赦免。
例：No one can absolve him from his sins, for his forbidden love is firm and strong.
　　这份禁断之爱坚如磐石，没人能赦免他的罪。
absorb
v.
吸收；获取；吞并。
例：Male fox demons can absorb energy from men, too.
　　公狐狸精也能从男人那儿吸取精气。
abstract
adj.
抽象的；抽象派的。
n.
摘要；抽象派作品。
v.
摘录，总结。
例：Some authors use a lot of abstract adjectives in their works, I had to read the story twice to know what the characters are doing.
　　有些作者抽象形容词用得太多，我得看两遍才能弄明白人物都在干嘛。
absurd
adj.
愚蠢的；荒谬的。
例：Hey Harry, check it out! Some muggles think you and Malfoy fit for each other! How absurd!
　　嘿，哈利！有群麻瓜觉得你和马尔福很般配！真奇怪！
abundant
adj.
大量的；丰富的。
例：They've got an abundance of stories of you shagging with MEN!
　　她们还有好多写你和男人艾克斯艾克斯哦哦的小说！
abuse
v.
辱骂；虐待；滥用。
例：Merlin's beard! That's abusive use of the internet!
　　梅林的胡子！这是对网络资源的滥用！
abyss
n.
深渊，鸿沟。
例：Once you sink into the abyss of slash fiction, there's no turning back.
　　一入耽美深似海，从此CJ是路人。
academic
adj.
学术的；理论的。
例：There used to be a lot of academic discussions on XQ.
　　过去XQ有许多学术贴。
accelerate
v.
加速；促进。
例：They used cucumber essence to accelerate the growth of chrysanthemums.
　　他们萃取黄瓜精华，促进菊花的生长。
access
n.
途径；能力。
v.
（在电脑上）获取信息。
例：You need a password to access SM Me Tenderly now.
　　现在上温柔需要密码了。